You know how BJ’s has those three massive aisles of candy? Like, nothing BUT candy, for ages, for aisles, just candy candy CANDY! all over the place.
That shit’s just overwhelming. It took me a month and many trips to BJ’s before I even gave myself permission to go down the candy aisle and when I finally did I was paralyzed by all the choices.
The chocolate bars! The M&Ms! The nerd ropes! The blow pops!
Why did I think a three pound bag of jelly beans was my “safest” choice?
Oh yeah, because it’s only 4 calories per bean, duh!