I woke up at 6am and she was already up watching TV, looking totally delirious.
“How long have you been up?”
“I don’t know.”
“How many episodes did you watch?”
“I don’t know, a lot.”
“Well when did you last look at the clock?”
“Um, I think 1:15…”
That’s 1:15 IN THE MORNING, PEOPLE!
Apparently two and a half hours after I went to bed my kid got up to watch TV for five hours so she stayed home from school AGAIN because her dad and I both agreed that Elise on no sleep is a recipe for complete disaster.
Oh, this kid.