The Name Game – A Nano Poblano Blog Hop

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Kim from Drunk on Life blog tagged me for the name game post and I am thrilled to participate in this one, because as Kim thought, yes, being in the hospitality biz has made me quite accustomed to encountering people with strange names. However, I still think that one of the strangest names I’ve never heard is my own.

I don’t know why my mom named me Cheney. When I ask her, she says that she read in a book somewhere when she was pregnant and she liked it and that was that. My middle name is Meaghan. Not sure why that normal name couldn’t have come first. I’m still pretty annoyed about that, something that pisses my mother off to no end.

I’ve always hated my name. I’ve never, ever liked it. She thinks that because it’s unique and different that those traits also make it beautiful and fortunate to have.

Well, she’s wrong.

When I was a child, I hated my name because I could NEVER find anything personalized. Pens, pencils, cups, barrettes, you name it – if there was a rack of toys where you could expect to find your name, just forget it. I was probably only five when I knew well enough not to bother even looking.

I was also very young when I realized that people had a hard time seeing my name and pronouncing it correctly.

“Cheeney? Chené? Cheyenne?”

That’s the one I couldn’t fathom, and I heard it all the time.

Cheyenne.

My name is so foreign that people actually LOOK at the word “Cheney” and then it comes out of their mouths with the “Y” sound in the middle.

What the hell, people??

But it wasn’t until I grew older and began working at a restaurant that required me to introduce myself to my tables and wear a name tag that I really started to hate my name.

The year was 2001.

George Dubya and Dick Cheney had just entered the White House.

The disdain I felt for my name quickly grew to hate, disgust, and resentment.

This has been my life (and my internal dialogue) for the last fourteen years:

“Cheney? Like Dick Cheney?”

(I hate you.)

“Cheney? Are you Dick Cheney’s granddaughter?”

(Are you an idiot? It’s my first name. Unfortunately.)

“Cheney? You aren’t going to shoot me in the face, are you, Cheney? Heh heh heh.”

(Oh, but that I could get away with it like he did.)

And my personal favorite:

“Cheney? Ya like the dick, Cheney?”

(No, I like the pussy. Now get the fuck away from me before I “accidentally” shoot you in the face.)

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Yeah guys, this is actually my life. But for the sake of the name game, there’s one part in here that isn’t true. I know I’m not really keeping with the spirit of the game, but if you can guess the untruth in the comments, you will win a prize. It may or may not be a gif of a hot guy dancing, so play at your own risk.

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Thanks for the tag, Kim!

I am tagging Justine at Eclectic Odds and Sods to participate in the Name Game Blog Hop next! Here are a list of rules that you should probably choose to follow if you’re a good blog hop blogger, which I guess I’m not:

  1. Write a paragraph or two about somebody from an ordinary walk of life with an unordinary name. It can either be a true story about somebody you know with that name, or a fictional piece about somebody with a name you made up.
  2. After you’re done posting your story, send me an email to markbialczak@gmail.com with your Blog Hop II, your blog name and either TRUE STORY or MADE IT UP in the subject line.
  3. Pick another Nano Poblano team member from the home blog roll page and tag them on their About page. Try to spread the wealth around from Fish of Gold’s original blog hop to start, but duplication is OK as the month rolls along.
  4. The writing cutoff is Nov. 28. By the end of Nov. 29, email to me at markbialczak@gmail.com a list with a guess of TRUE STORY or MADE UP for each post on the blog hop. Put Blog Hop II, Final Guesses in the subject line.
  5. The Nano Poblano team member with the most correct answers wins a special prize, which I will mail to them. That means you will have to email me your address if you win.
  6. Add your link to the chain of writers.
  7. Have fun.

Here are the list of participants so far:

Markbialczak
Silver Threading
The Chatter Blog
MeWhoAmI
Lindaghill
Lucy at the Excessive Gardener
DebraB at Debra Books
Mindful Digressions
Fish of Gold
Snoskred
Crawford’s Creative Corner
Love Marriage Worms
Chasing Destino
Nerd in the Brain
Kim @ Drunk on Life
Cheney @ Blog Apocalypse

12 Comments on “The Name Game – A Nano Poblano Blog Hop”

  1. I already told Nano Poblano how I feel about rules and stuff (we don’t need no stinkin’ strict here), so, I love this rule-bending Name Game unload, Cheney. I like your first name. You’re never going to be confused with all the other first-name chick Cheneys, that’s for damn sure. It’s unique. Just yours. To hell with Dick the face shooter. He’s old news. You’re the story. It’s a sexy woman name now!

    As team host, I’ll leave the guessing of which part is made up to everybody else. Besides I don’t need a sexy guy TF today. 🙂

  2. Cheney, game on! Love your twist and am looking back to figure out which tidbit is just plain wrong. I know what I’d like to be incorrect, but will be all nice and polite by not delving into politics.

    Regarding unique names, only once in their childhoods did my two kids find their names on the same rack of tchotchkes. My daughter’s name is more linked to boys’ names, while my son has a very short masculine name with predictable spelling. Who’d have thunk it could be so challenging?!

    1. Aw boo I just looked through all of her posts since the 16th and it looks like she didn’t do it :-/ I guess we both totally dropped the ball because I didn’t notice. OMG WE FAILED!!! I’m so sorry 🙁

  3. cheney thanks for nominating me hehe, I am on UK time zone, I can’t do this today as simply overwhelmed with stuff and kids home now, no creative jucies when they are runing around and need to do stuff. If your willing to wait 20hrs then can do 🙂 Please let me know x

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