Dear people of the world: Christmas presents do not, in fact, get delivered to homes by magical elves. They come by way of UPS, FedEx, and other POSTAL carriers. These men and women, who spend grueling hours in the weeks before Christmas delivering your shit on time, do not have reindeer, jet packs, or teleporters to get your shit to you faster. Therefore, dear people of the world, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SHIPPED FROM CONNECTICUT TO CALIFORNIA TO BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAY, DON’T WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY TO ORDER IT, BECAUSE YES, IT WILL COST A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT MORE TO EXPEDITE – WE’RE TALKING THE COST OF JET FUEL NOW, MOFOS!!
Elise watched some Malcolm in the Middle and I watched Felicity and Blow after she went to bed. It snowed at least four inches before I shut all the blinds and refused to look out the window I tried the cheap Stop & Shop brand alfredo sauce with my pasta tonight and it was better […]
+ Mike Rowe is definitely the coolest person I follow on Facebook. He posts just about every day, sometimes promoting his work or causes he is interested in, sometimes about his dog, sometimes very personal (and hilarious) things. He seems like a cool dude that you’d want to be friend’s with. And he’s dead sexy. + […]
+ It’s another one of those days where I am too tired and frazzled for a real post. So you get… a BRAIN DUMP! + I spent two hours tonight setting Elise up with her own user on the new iMac and setting all the parental controls so she can’t buy things – it’s all […]